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Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,665 Points

8bit Love Story

Got kissed Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Mastered the maze Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Pressed X not to die Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Protected by love Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Rocket romance Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Wasted! Unlocked 3/16/17
5 Points
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Destroyed each meteroid Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Didn't do anything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dodged each meteroid Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jumped all the things Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kissed the girl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mastered by the maze Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Unburnt Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Medals Earned: 6/14 (30/70 points)

A Koopa's Revenge 2

Baby Crusher Unlocked 1/4/15
5 Points
Kill all four babies in any level.
Happy Faic Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Unlock all the flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Projectile Power Unlocked 1/7/15
5 Points
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Donut Plains Ghost House Unlocked 1/7/15
10 Points
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Looks Familiar Unlocked 1/7/15
10 Points
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One of Seven Unlocked 1/7/15
10 Points
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Switch Master Unlocked 1/7/15
10 Points
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
The Bloodening Unlocked 1/9/15
10 Points
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What's a GAME OVER? Unlocked 1/9/15
10 Points
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96* Unlocked 2/6/15
25 Points
Use every level exit.
Destructo Jump Unlocked 1/7/15
25 Points
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Dizzy Jump Unlocked 1/7/15
25 Points
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Robot Dog or Prog Rock Unlocked 1/7/15
25 Points
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SML2: Seventy-Five Silver Coins Unlocked 1/9/15
25 Points
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Tanooki Proxy Unlocked 1/7/15
25 Points
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Complete Septet Unlocked 1/7/15
50 Points
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
THE END Unlocked 1/9/15
100 Points
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I hope you're ready for a beating! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 17/18 (375/385 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Auto-Assault Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Bloodsport Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
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Call A Plumber Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance Unlocked 11/2/16
5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos Unlocked 11/2/16
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Filming Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
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No Mercy Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Spread The Love Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Surf's Up Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
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Where To? Unlocked 9/27/16
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath Unlocked 9/28/16
10 Points
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 12/14/16
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Ironic Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Projectile Power Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power Unlocked 9/28/16
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Robopopped Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Sneaky Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
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Spiffy Supporter Unlocked 12/14/16
10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time Unlocked 11/2/16
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 9/27/16
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
A Winner Is Me Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Anger Issues Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Another Castle Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
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Bloody Chum Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Die Dragon Die Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Double Trouble Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
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Forklift Foul Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
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Kong Punt Unlocked 1/4/17
25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack Unlocked 9/28/16
25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 11/2/16
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power Unlocked 9/27/16
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Extra Abobo Unlocked 9/27/16
50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
Meatspin Unlocked 9/27/16
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 68/100 (905/2,000 points)

Album Cover Parodies

Well, sounds good Unlocked 1/11/15
5 Points
Win game with 20 points or more
2Pac Man Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Appetite for Construction Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Basket Jam Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Blondie Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Bob Sideshow Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Born in hell Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Bro hemian Rap sody Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Dad Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Dangers of kite flying Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Dark side of the Triforce Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Dr House Unlocked 2/28/17
10 Points
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Duff Zeppelin Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Eenie Meenei Miney Moe Unlocked 2/28/17
10 Points
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Emanems Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Gorillaz Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Grunge fishing Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Hammer Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Kiss Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Maradona Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Mecanica Unlocked 2/28/17
10 Points
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Mellon Collie Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Mickyhenic Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Mother tongue Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Mr Krabs Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Oh Freddy Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Pulpo Fiction Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Purple Xmas Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Ramones Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Really Matters Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Red hot chilli peppers Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Santoghost Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Saturday Night Fever Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Smartphone Vs American Idiot Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Spermatozoon Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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The Chiclets Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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The Door Unlocked 2/28/17
10 Points
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The Iron Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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The Notorious Rallo Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Titanic Banana Boat Unlocked 3/1/17
10 Points
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Yellow Chashmarine Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
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Music Lover Unlocked 3/1/17
25 Points
won game with 30 points or more
Bleeding ears 5 Points Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Full Metal Jacket 10 Points Find the 3 hidden stars
Musical Diversity 25 Points Won the game with all right answers
Axe Army Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Men Machine Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pest Control Calling Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 42/48 (430/500 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 1/10/17
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 1/10/17
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 1/10/17
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 1/10/17
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 1/11/15
10 Points
kill the first boss
Money well spent Unlocked 1/11/15
25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Master of Sins 25 Points find and kill a miniboss
Cave 50 Points Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)

Bullet Bill 3

Chicken Extra Crispy Unlocked 2/7/15
5 Points
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Dodongo Destroyer Unlocked 2/7/15
5 Points
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False Start Unlocked 2/7/15
5 Points
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Small Geo Metro Unlocked 2/7/15
5 Points
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Feline Fiesta Unlocked 2/7/15
10 Points
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...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Medals Earned: 5/50 (30/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 2/16/17
5 Points
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He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Effing Worms - Xmas

Poor Animals Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Eat 100 animals.
Yeti Predator Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Eat 10 yeti.
Elf Massacre Unlocked 1/9/15
25 Points
Eat 200 elves.
Spaghetti Worm Unlocked 1/9/15
25 Points
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Sweet Revenge Unlocked 1/9/15
25 Points
Take out Santa!
Maximum Destruction Unlocked 1/9/15
50 Points
Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 10/8/16
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 10/8/16
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Nyan Bloodbath Unlocked 10/8/16
10 Points
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm Unlocked 10/8/16
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 10/8/16
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 10/8/16
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 10/8/16
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)